LapTopping
LapTopping began as a humble group email in 2003. The Bedroom Philosopher segment on Triple J had finished, I’d moved to Sydney for a girl and was feeling a touch lonely. The subject heading ‘Can I please enter your life on a weekly basis?’ was my cheeky way of rounding up old pals and newfound fans of The Bedroom Philosopher. From 2003-2008 LapTopping was sent manually through a utilising of the mysterious ‘BCC’ section before moving to a $90 a pop automated email client in 2008.
In a time before social media, it was my grass-roots vessel to interact with my peeps and make a funny little newsletter along the way. Regular crowd-sourced segments included Inanimate Object Bereavement Notices (see below) and Lyric Police. LapTopping was put on hiatus in 2012 with a shorter, more streamlined missive being sent from 2014-2020.
Said Ezine has now been retooled as JHs Fuzzy Logic. It concerns my side hustle as a writer and performer. You may still subscribe and in the meantime, feel free to wade through gloriously pissy escapades.
Credit: Nervous System #1 by Anthony Calvert.
Northcote 2020
note: LapTopping evolved into an untitled newsletter from 2014 – 2020… The most ‘Bedroom Philosopher’ related issues are listed here. Click on link below to read or for the latest issues click HERE. NORTHCOTE 2020 (2020)
Life Flux (2019)
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Smokestack Comedy Galaga (2019)
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Cat Show Sydney (2017)
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Found Cat (2017)
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Black Cat Super Melbourne (2017)
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Cat Story Continues (Adelaide Fringe – 2017)
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Cat Show Tour (2017)
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The Bedroom Philosopher’s Hippest 100 (2012)
The hippest 100 was a 2012 competition where I asked peeps to send in their coolest sounding, most obscure, and generally made-up bands. twitter was at the height of its powers. HERE is the Full list below. Congrats to Giles Field (@GilesField), Mat Ward (@MatWard66) & Andy Hazel who all scored five entries […]
Artist Olympics (2012)
ARTIST OLYMPICS GOLD – 100m Social Butterfly – Bridget Gourley. SILVER – Parallel Universe Bar Routine – Angie Hart. BRONZE – Discus Jockeys – (DJs who fling their records away after use) – Eamon Hanna. 4th – Equalestrian – (The horse does one lap of the jumps […]
LapTopping – 88 – “Gold Claw”
LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official E-zine of The Bedroom Philosopher. July 11, 2012 ISSUE 88 **East Coast Tour, Mel/Syd/Brisbane. Click on pic for FB invite** ARTIST BOOK I’m writing a book about being an artist in Australia. If you work as a creative in any field, including producers/managers/organisations and feel passionately about the subject […]
LapTopping – 87 – “Guide Cat”
LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official E-zine of The Bedroom Philosopher. March 22, 2012 Issue 87 **The Bedroom Philosopher’s High School Assembly in Melbourne Comedy Festival. Click on pic for site** STREET TEAM Want to hand out flyers or put up posters in exchange for tickets to the show? Email anthea at nibblesmusic dot com LT […]
LapTopping – 86 – “Proper Gander”
——————————————————————————— ——————————————————————————— The Bit Long, Official E-zine of The Bedroom Philosopher ——————————————————————————— ——————————————————————————— ISSUE 86 Sunday February 12, 2012 **The Bedroom Philosopher Diaries now available from The BP Store** ———————————————————————– LT BIRTHDAYS Happy Birthday Sigrid Thornton 53 today! Happy Birthday Christina Ricci 32 today! Happy Birthday Per Gessle (Roxette) 53 today! ———————————————————————– WHAT’S POPULAR? (FB […]
LapTopping – 85 – “Merry Me!”
Issue 85 December, 2011. **12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS VIDEO NOW STREAMING. CLICK ON SANTA TO WATCH** **A VERY BEDDY CHRISTMAS EP OUT NOW** LT BIRTHDAYS Happy Birthday Miley Cyrus 19 today! Happy Birthday Merv Hughes 50 today! WHO’S POPULAR? (likes) EMINEM – 49,129,237 RIHANNA – 47,255,788 LADY GAGA – 45,236,643 MICHAEL JACKSON – 42,478,544 JUSTIN […]
LapTopping – 84 – “Delicate Lesson in the Delicatessen”
———————————————————————– LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official E-zine of The Bedroom Philosopher ———————————————————————– **Head Sex & Bed Socks National Solo Tour AUG/SEP** ISSUE 84 Tuesday July 19, 2011 ———————————————————————– LT BIRTHDAYS Happy Birthday Shaun Micallef 49 yesterday! Happy Birthday Andrew Stockdale (Wolfmother) 35 tomorrow! Happy Birthday Marcia Hines 58 tomorrow! ———————————————————————– MERCHKATEERS WANTED If you’d […]
LapTopping – 83 – “Mighty Douche”
———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official E-zine of The Bedroom Philosopher ———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– ISSUE 83 Thursday May 26, 2011 **The Bedroom Philosopher’s High School Assembly. Thornbury Theatre, Melbourne. June 24** ———————————————————————– LT BIRTHDAYS Happy Birthday Helene Bonham Carter 45 today! Happy Birthday Lenny Kravitz 47 today! Happy Birthday Stevie Nicks 63 today! ———————————————————————– […]
LapTopping – 82 – “Prehysteric”
———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official E-zine of The Bedroom Philosopher ———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– **NEW SHOW WIT-BIX IN MELBOURNE COMEDY LOLapalooza** ISSUE 82 Sunday March 27, 2011 ———————————————————————– LT BIRTHDAYS Happy Birthday Quentin Tarantino 48 today! Happy Birthday Fergie 36 today! ———————————————————————– TINY LEGENDS Moments that fell down the back of the couch From […]
LapTopping – 81 – “Old Fi Lo School”
———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official E-zine of The Bedroom Philosopher ———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– **VOTE FOR NORTHCOTE IN HOTTEST 100 BEFORE SUNDAY** **NEW SHOW WIT-BIX IN ADELAIDE FRINGE / MELBOURNE COMEDY FESTIVALS** ISSUE 81 Friday January 14, 2011 ———————————————————————– LT BIRTHDAYS Happy Birthday Jason Bateman 42 today! Happy Birthday LL Cool J 43 today! […]
LapTopping – 80 – “Matey Six”
———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official E-zine of The Bedroom Philosopher ———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– ISSUE 80 Saturday October 30, 2010 ———————————————————————– LT BIRTHDAYS Happy Birthday Edge 37 today! (Canadian pro wrestler, not to be mistaken with ‘The Edge.’) Happy Birthday Garry McDonald 62 today! Happy Birthday Henry Winkler 65 today! ———————————————————————– FREAKING GIFT IDEAS […]
LapTopping – 79 – “Mother Mirth”
———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official E-zine of The Bedroom Philosopher ———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– ISSUE 79 Monday August 9, 2010 **National tour start this week. Click HERE to pre-book** **Invite your Facebook friends HERE** ———————————————————————– LT BIRTHDAYS Happy Birthday Audrey Tatou 32 today! Happy Birthday Hulk Hogan 57 Wednesday! ———————————————————————– HOW TO HELP ME […]
LapTopping – 78 – “Chamomile High Club”
———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official E-zine of The Bedroom Philosopher ———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– ISSUE 78 Thursday July 8, 2010 **National album tour AUG/SEP now on sale. Click HERE.** **Northcote video airing on Video Hits this weekend** ———————————————————————– LT BIRTHDAYS Happy Birthday my dear Nan, Edna Heazlewood 84 today! Happy Birthday my dear Beck! […]
LapTopping – 77 – “Where It’s @”
———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official E-zine of The Bedroom Philosopher ———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– ISSUE 77 Sunday April 25, 2010 **Songs From The 86 Tram album out now** **Northcote single tour kicks off this week** ———————————————————————– LT BIRTHDAYS Happy Birthday Rene Zellweger 41 today! Happy Birthday Hank Azaria 46 today! Happy Birthday Al Pacino […]
LapTopping – 76 – “Maggi Happens”
———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official E-zine of The Bedroom Philosopher ———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– ISSUE 76 Monday March 22, 2010 **Songs From The 86 Tram at Melbourne International Comedy Festival Starts Thursday. Click HERE to book** **Album out April 16 through Shock** ———————————————————————– LT BIRTHDAYS Happy Birthday Reese Witherspoon 34 today! Happy Birthday William […]
LapTopping – 75 – “Marigold Atlas”
———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official E-zine of The Bedroom Philosopher ———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– ISSUE 75 Monday February 8, 2010 ———————————————————————– LT BIRTHDAYS Happy Birthday Seth Green 36 today! Happy Birthday Alonzo Mourning 40 today! Happy Birthday Garry Coleman 42 today! ———————————————————————– AUSTRALIAN FILM NEWS Inspired by the success of Where The Wild Things […]
LapTopping – 74 – “Short Shorts”
———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official E-zine of The Bedroom Philosopher ———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– ISSUE 74 Monday November 30, 2009 ———————————————————————– LT BIRTHDAYS Happy Birthday Garry Shandling 60 yesterday! Happy Birthday Ben Stiller 44 today! Happy Birthday Billy Idol 54 today! ———————————————————————– AUSTRALIAN TOWN NAMES AND MEANINGS Coolamon – Traditional term of approval used […]
LapTopping – 73 – “Rad Camp”
———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official E-zine of The Bedroom Philosopher ———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– ISSUE 73 Wednesday September 30, 2009. ———————————————————————– LT BIRTHDAYS Happy Birthday Kieran Culkin 27 today! Happy Birthday Martina Hingis 29 today! Happy Birthday Fran Drescher 52 today! ———————————————————————– COOL SHOP Having trouble finding Bedroom Philosopher albums and products? Forget passive […]
LapTopping – 72 – “Abracadabra”
———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official E-zine of The Bedroom Philosopher ———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– ISSUE 72 Monday June 22, 2009. BROWN & ORANGE NATIONAL TOUR WITH THE AWKWARDSTRA DURING JULY/AUGUST ———————————————————————– LT BIRTHDAYS Happy Birthday Clyde Drexler (NBA) 47 today! Happy Birthday Cyndi Lauper 56 today! ———————————————————————– THE ADVENTURES OF SPACE CAT! Chapter One […]
LapTopping – 71 – “Nice Slacks”
———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official E-zine of The Bedroom Philosopher ———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– ISSUE 71 Friday May 15, 2009. New album Brown & Orange available now on itunes, in shops, or by mail order with a lipstick kiss from me. Recent reviews: “Its a lavish production and a thrillingly entertaining and equally exhausting […]
LapTopping – 70 – “Sitar Hero”
———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official E-zine of The Bedroom Philosopher ———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– ISSUE 70 Estimated Reading Time: Two and a half minutes. (Going off how long you are when you say you’ll only be a minute). ———————————————————————– LT BIRTHDAYS Happy Birthday Hope Davis (American Splendour) 45 today! Happy Birthday Damon Albarn 42 […]
LapTopping – 69 – “Peter Russell-Crowe”
———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official E-zine of The Bedroom Philosopher ———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– ISSUE 69 Estimated Reading Time: 9:53 ———————————————————————– LT BIRTHDAYS Happy Birthday Ice-T 51 today! Happy Birthday John McEnroe 50 today! ———————————————————————– RECENTLY REGISTERED COVER BANDS Rage Against The Sewing Machine – Gentle indie acoustic versions. Queens Of The Old Age […]
LapTopping – 68 – “Best LapTopping Ever”
———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official E-zine of The Bedroom Philosopher ———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– ISSUE 68 Sunday December 28, 2008. Estimated Reading Time: 9:53 ———————————————————————– LT BIRTHDAYS Happy Birthday Patrick Rafter 36 today! Happy Birthday Jude Law 36 tomorrow! Happy Birthday Ted Danson 61 tomorrow! Happy Birthday Marianne Faithful 62 tomorrow! ———————————————————————– CRASSIFIDES DIDN’T […]
LapTopping – 67 – “Bitter, crappier, more seductive”
———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official E-zine of The Bedroom Philosopher ———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– ISSUE 67 Estimated Reading Time: 13:03 **Melbourne Residency – Tuesdays in December @ The Northcote Social Club!** **Wow Wow’s Song now on iTunes** ———————————————————————– LT BIRTHDAYS Happy Birthday Tina Turner 69 today! ———————————————————————– SONG TO GET STUCK IN YOUR HEAD […]
LapTopping – 66 – “Lime Champion”
———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official E-zine of The Bedroom Philosopher ———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– ISSUE 66 Wednesday September 17 2008 Estimated Reading Time: 12:21. (Did you know, it takes you longer to read LapTopping on a sunny day because you’re more likely to get distracted by colleagues asking you to play Frisbee?) ———————————————————————– LT […]
LapTopping – 65 – “Bananageddon”
———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official E-zine of The Bedroom Philosopher ———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– ISSUE 65 Wednesday July 23 2008 Estimated Reading Time: 10:01 **Join the BP’s Facebook page!** ———————————————————————– URGENT! POSITIONS VACANT! A video editor / animator is desperately required to finish post-production on some background animations in my latest film clip. It’s […]
LapTopping – 64 – “Don Spencer Blues Explosion”
———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official E-zine of The Bedroom Philosopher ———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– ISSUE 64 Wednesday March 12 2008. Estimated Reading Time: 8:11 ———————————————————————– LT BIRTHDAYS Happy Birthday Simone Buchanan 40 yesterday! Happy Birthday Liza Minelli 62 today! Happy Birthday Pete Doherty 28 today! ———————————————————————– SONG TO GET STUCK IN YOUR HEAD OF […]
LapTopping – 63 – “Code Brown”
———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official E-zine of The Bedroom Philosopher ———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– ISSUE 63 Tuesday January 22 2008. Estimated Reading Time: 7:35 ———————————————————————– LT BIRTHDAYS Happy Birthday Tiffani Amber-Thiessen 34 today! Happy Birthday Verne “Mini-Me” Troyer 39 tomorrow! Happy Birthday Jimeoin 42 tomorrow! Happy Birthday Melissa Tkautz 34 tomorrow! ———————————————————————– SONG TO […]
LapTopping – 62 – “The Gin & Sonics”
NOTE: You can read it in black text on white if you’d prefer here ———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official E-zine of The Bedroom Philosopher ———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– ISSUE 62 Wednesday November 7 2007 Estimated Reading Time: 10:04. **Sydney Single Launch TOMORROW!** **Melbourne Single Launch Nov 14!** ———————————————————————– LT BIRTHDAYS Happy Birthday Mark Philippoussis […]
LapTopping – 61 – “Confidentish”
———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official E-zine of The Bedroom Philosopher ———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– ISSUE 61 Tuesday 2nd October 2007. Estimated Reading Time: 17:22. www.myspace.com/thebedroomphilosopher www.bedroomphilosopher.com **New Single ‘The Happiest Boy’ is out now!** ———————————————————————– LT BIRTHDAYS! Happy Birthday Sting 56 today! Happy Birthday Yokozuna (WWF Wrestler) 41 today! Happy Birthday Dizzee Rascal 22 […]
LapTopping – 60 – “Bob Dylan Moran”
NOTE: This message is for anyone who subscribes to LapTopping and normally gets it by email, but hasn’t been lately. I’m not sure what’s happening. It’s mainly effecting Hotmail users. I’ve been sending it out the normal way, but chaos is still ensuing. I apologise. Please don’t take it personally! ———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– LapTopping – The […]
LapTopping – 59 – “Glamourwuss”
**NOTE: This issue, Bev spilt Milo over everything and we’ve had muchos technical difficulties. Do let us know if this issue hasn’t been emailed to you, if you normally subscribe. laptopping@bedroomphilosopher.com** ———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official E-zine of The Bedroom Philosopher ———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– ISSUE 59 Wednesday 6th June 2007. Estimated Reading Time: […]
LapTopping – 58 – “Superbia”
——————————————————————— ——————————————————————— LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official E-zine of The Bedroom Philosopher ——————————————————————— ——————————————————————— ISSUE 58 Friday March 30 Estimated Reading Time: 12:13 www.myspace.com/thebedroomphilosopher LapTopping is powered by S.I.I. Mopey Mogul – Self-Importance Industries. **IN THIS ISSUE: THE INAUGURAL LAPTOPPING EMAIL ADDRESS AWARDS** ——————————————————————— LT BIRTHDAYS! Happy Birthday Angus Young 48 yesterday! Happy Birthday […]
LapTopping – 57 – “Things O’clock”
———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official E-zine of The Bedroom Philosopher ———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– ISSUE 57 Tuesday 20 February Estimated Reading Time: 11:49 www.myspace.com/thebedroomphilosopher This episode of LapTopping is rated ‘W.R.’ for Worth Reading. ———————————————————————– LT BIRTHDAYS! Happy Birthday Kurt Cobain 39 today! Happy Birthday Phil Buckle (Southern Sons) 47 today! Happy Birthday Drew […]
LapTopping – 56 – “Pin Cushion Robots”
———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official E-zine of The Bedroom Philosopher ———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– ISSUE 56 Monday 8 January 2007 Estimated Reading Time: 12:31 www.myspace.com/thebedroomphilosopher **Vote for Folkstar in JJJ”s Hottest 100!** ———————————————————————– WEBMASTERS NOTE! We apologise for the unexpected delay in the processing and shipment of this edition of ‘LapTopping.’ This was due […]
LapTopping – 55 – “Oxygenie”
———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official E-zine of The Bedroom Philosopher ———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– ISSUE 55 Monday 23 October 2006 Estimated Reading Time: 11:03 www.myspace.com/thebedroomphilosopher **Two new songs uploaded on Myspace. “Song About The Puppy With The Nappy” (feat. Di Daly) and “I’m So Post Modern’s Cute Nerdy Sister” (feat. Ken Heazlewood) both from […]
LapTopping – 54 – “Simon & Garfield”
———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official E-zine of The Bedroom Philosopher ———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– ISSUE 54 Monday 11 September 2006 Estimated Reading Time: 10:56 www.bedroomphilosopher.com www.myspace.com/thebedroomphilosopher **NEW SOLO SHOW IN MELBOURNE FRINGE FESTIVAL SEP 29 – OCT 14!** **Sydney gigs this week** ———————————————————————– ALOHA TEAM POOGLET! “The other day I accidentally said ‘Simon and […]
LapTopping – 53 – “Moog Point”
———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official E-zine of The Bedroom Philosopher ———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– ISSUE 53 Wednesday 26 July 2006 Estimated Reading Time: 10:05 www.bedroomphilosopher.com www.myspace.com/thebedroomphilosopher **FRINGE FESTIVAL FUNDRAISER @ THE EMPRESS, MELBOURNE, AUGUST 18!** **Supporting Flacco at his upcoming Melbourne shows. Check gigs.** ———————————————————————– ALOHA TEAM POOGLET! “It’s Worry Fest 2006 – a […]
LapTopping – 52 – “Putting The Fun In Menfuntal Illness”
———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official Team Pooglet! E-zine of The Bedroom Philosopher ———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– ISSUE 52 Monday 26 June 2006 Estimated Reading Time: 11:13 www.bedroomphilosopher.com www.myspace.com/thebedroomphilosopher **Headlining at Bar Open, Fitzroy on Wednesday 28th June.** ———————————————————————– ALOHA TEAM POOGLET! “May the toasty glow of your disco-pixel joy-visor melt the mint-flint shards of […]
LapTopping – 51 – “Cruskits! Cruskits! Cruskits!”
———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official Team Pooglet! E-zine of The Bedroom Philosopher ———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– ISSUE 51 Friday 12th May 2006 Estimated Reading Time: 12:46 www.bedroomphilosopher.com www.myspace.com/thebedroomphilosopher **I’m So Post Modern Nationalish Tour May/June ‘06** ———————————————————————– LT BIRTHDAYS! Happy Birthday Emilio Estevez 44 today! Happy Birthday Bea Arthur 82 tomorrow! Happy Birthday Danny […]
LapTopping – 50 – “Folk Shui”
———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official Ezine Thing of The Bedroom Philosopher ———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– ISSUE 50 Tuesday April 11th 2006 Estimated Reading Time: 10:24 www.bedroomphilosopher.com www.myspace.com/thebedroomphilosopher www.myspace.com/renegadesoffolk **RENEGADES OF FOLK @ The Melbourne International Comedy Festival. April 13 – May 7** ———————————————————————– LT BIRTHDAYS! Happy Birthday Claire Danes 27 tomorrow! Happy Birthday Shannen […]
LapTopping – 49 – “Tremolo Spacemouse”
———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official Ezine Thing of The Bedroom Philosopher ———————————————————————– ———————————————————————– ISSUE 49 Sunday March 12 2006 Subscribers: 1120 Estimated Reading Time: 10:24 www.bedroomphilosopher.com **Melbourne Welcome Home Gig @ Rob Roy March 23 with Scod from Tripod!** ———————————————————————– LT BIRTHDAYS! Happy Birthday James Taylor 57 today! Happy Birthday Liza Minnelli […]
LapTopping – 48 – “Uma Thermos”
————————————————————————– ————————————————————————– LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official Ezine Thing of The Bedroom Philosopher ————————————————————————– ————————————————————————– ISSUE 48 Wednesday February 8th 2006 Subscribers: 1114 Estimated Reading Time: 9:45 www.bedroomphilosopher.com **I’m So Post Modern film clip on Rage Friday 17th Feb starting 11:30pm. Number 72** ————————————————————————– LT BIRTHDAYS! Happy Birthday James Dean 75 today! Happy Birthday […]
LapTopping – 47 – “Yaytona!”
————————————————————————– ————————————————————————– LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official Ezine Thing of The Bedroom Philosopher ————————————————————————– ————————————————————————– ISSUE 47 Saturday January 7th 2006 Subscribers: 1058 Estimated Reading Time: 11:31 www.bedroomphilosopher.com **Vote for ‘I’m So Pomo in Triple J’s Hottest 100! Closes Jan 20. Instructions below** ————————————————————————– EDITOR’S NOTE: This issue of LapTopping was deemed so crucial […]
LapTopping – 46 – “Coloured Popcorn”
————————————————————————– ————————————————————————– LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official Ezine Thing of The Bedroom Philosopher ————————————————————————– ————————————————————————– ISSUE 46 Wednesday December 14 2005 Subscribers: 1000 (We’ve sort of lost count but let’s celebrate!) Estimated Reading Time: 9:58 www.bedroomphilosopher.com **LapTopping acknowledges the recent double-blow of V.S.U. legislation being abolished and Kevin McQuay AKA Big Kev passing away. […]
LapTopping – 45 – “Simultaneous Chow Daze Jr”
————————————————————————– ————————————————————————– LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official Ezine Thing of The Bedroom Philosopher ————————————————————————– ————————————————————————– ISSUE 45 Monday 21st November 2005 Subscribers: 987 Estimated Reading Time: 11:42 www.bedroomphilosopher.com **LAST SYDNEY GIG FOR THE YEAR THIS THURSDAY** ————————————————————————– ————————————————————————– LT BIRTHDAYS! Happy Birthday Bjork 39 today! Happy Birthday Harold Ramis 60 today! Happy Birthday Scarlett […]
LapTopping – 44 – “Team Pooglet!”
————————————————————————– ————————————————————————– LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official Ezine Thing of The Bedroom Philosopher ————————————————————————– ————————————————————————– ISSUE 44 Wednesday 14th September 2005 Subscribers: 961 Estimated Reading Time: 9:12 (can be refunded in a special afterlife promotion) **This is a special issue that asks you to do things. They are fun and not overwhelming** ————————————————————————– WELCOME […]
LapTopping – 42 – “LillyPilly”
————————————————————————– LapTopping….The Official Ezine Thing of The Bedroom Philosopher ————————————————————————– Now with Procrastinay 4: A subroutered serif splicing unicode specifically designed to assist your productivity WHILE you procrastinate! ————————————————————————– ISSUE 42 Saturday 16th July 2005 Subscribers: 801 Estimated Reading Time: 9:05 In Bed With My Doona is now available in all good record emporiums, or […]
LapTopping – 41 – “OK Confuser”
————————————————————————– LspTopping – The Official Ezine Thing of The Bedroom Philosopher ————————————————————————– Issue 41 – Wednesday 1st June 2005 Estimated Reading Time: 8:20 Subscribers: 776 **’In Bed With My Doona’ is now available in shops otherpluckers!** (see news section) or buy it now here cheekily: http://www.sanity.com.au/product.asp?intProductID=619414&intArtistID=205093 ————————————————————————– LT BIRTHDAYS! Happy Birthday Deborah Harry 60 today! […]
LapTopping – 40 – “Cooee Cordial”
————————————————————————– LapTopping Issue 40 Tuesday 29th March 2005 Estimated Reading Time: 7:42 Subscribers: 585 **Melbourne International Comedy Festival The Bedroom Philosopher in ‘PYJAMARAMA’** ————————————————————————– LAPTOPPING AT A GLANCE! ——-Opening Ceremony With Justin. ——-PYJAMARAMA Positions Vacant. ——-Inanimate Objects – Sick Travel Clock from Taryn Cornell ——-Hap-Hap-Happy Top 5 from Jen Jewel-Brown ——-Kerry’s bit. ——-Latest News & […]
LapTopping – 39 – “Plough Through, Sunshine!”
R.I.P Hunter S. Thompson (1937 – 2005) ————————————————————————– LapTopping Issue 39 Tuesday 1st March 2005 Estimated Reading Time: 8:03 (longer if you spend time at the song workshop) **Sydney gigs-a-gogo** ————————————————————————– LAPTOPPING AT A GLANCE! ——-Top 5 Funny Sounding Train Stations Between Newcastle And Sydney And Their Meanings ——-Justin’s Dream Analysed! ——-Inanimate Objects – Sick […]
LapTopping – 38 – “Rodeo Ga-Ga”
————————————————————————– LapTopping Issue 38 Monday 21st February 2005 Estimated Reading Time: 11:13 (For optimum reading pleasure The LapTopping team suggests copying into word, printing out and reading on public transport. Please do not take your computer screen with you, or attempt to trace over the words with tracing paper.) ————————————————————————– LAPTOPPING AT A GLANCE! ——-In-Animate […]
LapTopping – 37 – “Kerfuffle!”
————————————————————————– LapTopping Issue 37 Thursday January 27th 2005 ** Laughapoolooza musical comedy gala Kaliede Theatre this Friday, Saturday night** Estimated Reading Time: 5:11 Word for the day: Midrovert. (When you are halfway between introverted and extroverted) ————————————————————————- LAPTOPPING INFREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS Q. How many people are signed up to LapTopping? A. About 560 Q. How […]
LapTopping – 36 – “Hope Marbles”
————————————————————————- This issue of LapTopping is humbly dedicated to those suffering from the Psunami. ————————————————————————- LapTopping Issue 36 Tuesday January 4th 2005 ** You can vote for ‘I’m So Post Modern’ in Triple J’s Hottest 100** **Deadline January 21st! Read! Vote! Love!** Estimated Reading Time: 7:24 (We appreciate that your eyes are itchy) ————————————————————————- LT […]
LapTopping – 35 – “Jelly Cricket”
————————————————————————– “When things need dropping. Read LapTopping!” ————————————————————————– LapTopping Issue 35 Monday 13th December 2004 ** Bedroom Philosopher Triple J OzMusicShow interview tonight (Monday) between 9-11pm. JJJ FM** Estimated Reading Time: 8:02 (The LapTopping team recognises that you are very busy and this week has just been mad) ————————————————————————– LT BIRTHDAYS Happy Birthday Don Johnson […]
LapTopping – 34 – “Mellow Freddo”
————————————————————————– LapTopping Issue 34 Friday 19th Novemer 2004 ** Last B.P. Melbourne Show This Year + Gnet Phifty ** Estimated Reading Time: 4:52 (Approximately the amount of time the cat watches you for after you’ve put food in its bowl and before it starts eating it) ————————————————————————– LT BIRTHDAYS Happy Birthday Jodie Foster 42 today! […]
LapTopping – 33 – “Smackdown”
————————————————————————– LapTopping Issue 33 **Request ‘I’m so Postmodern’ on Triple J! Yay!** Thursday 11th Novemer 2004 Estimated Reading Time: 7:24 (Approximately the amount of time that conversation about mobile phone plans dragged out for) ————————————————————————– LT BIRTHDAYS Happy Birthday Demi Moore 43 today! Happy Birthday Bruce Samazan 34 Saturday! ————————————————————————– On this day in 1993 […]
LapTopping – 32 – “Mr Whiffy”
————————————————————————– LapTopping Issue 32 Thursday 14th October 2004 Estimated Reading Time: 7:11 (Approximately the amount of time you spend looking for those sunnies) ————————————————————————– LT BIRTHDAYS Happy Birthday Roger Moore 77 today! Happy Birthday Jean-Claude Van Damme 44 Monday! ————————————————————————– DAMN POP UP ADS! Aloha how’s going? Did you get your $10 back? Whittle your […]
LapTopping – 31 – “Tubular Smells”
————————————————————————– LapTopping Issue 31 21st September 2004 Estimated Reading Time: 6:21 (Approximately the amount of time you spend figuring out what went wrong with the email because you forgot to put .au on the end) ————————————————————————– LT BIRTHDAYS Happy Birthday Bill Murray 53 yesterday! Happy Birthday Joan Jett 45 tomorrow! ————————————————————————– PUBLISHER’S NOTE: On behalf […]