Welcome Pixel Cutey! Play my new game ROCK STAR NAME! BAND NAME! HIT SINGLE!

How to play:

A) Work out your rock star name. FIRST NAME: This is your nan or pop’s first name hyphenated with your SECOND pet’s name. SURNAME: Your second ever street name. For example, my Pop’s name is Leonard. My second ever pet was a cat ...

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Welcome pixel cutey! Here is some news that is fairly bloody recent! Cruskit Disco!!

1* – I’ve moved to Sydney for a couple of months to write for a new sketch show on Channel 10 called:

THE RONNIE JOHNS HALF HOUR

It is going to be on this Wednesday at 10:05pm.

I wrote all the bits you liked.

* If ...

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Welcome Pooglet! bedroomphilosopher.com is here! It’s pixelfest ’05! Thanks to Kilbot and Tamicita!

(brought to you by Dr Sludsy’s ‘Haiku Wipes.’ Now you can enjoy our handi-pak of lemony towelettes artfully etched with a variety of early 19th century Japanese poetry)

• The Tripod tour of regional W.A. was a success! The Tripod boys were gracious and inspirational. Units were ...

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(brought to you by Alien Vs Shirley Temple, new from Dreamworks pictures. State of the art technology pits a race of flesh eating aliens up against a formidable force of candy lane dance sequences and technicolour sweetness)

• Supermega acoustafunsters Tripod have asked me to support them on their forthcoming regional tour of Western Australia. The eleven show tour will ...

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