Dr Karl Dr Karl
Callin Dr Karl
Dr Karl Dr Karl
Where are you?

Where does all my money go?
And why doesn’t my goatee grow?
And why do my socks all have holes?
And what the heck’s in this sausage roll?
And why did I cry at the start of Titanic?
And when I’m wearing Speedos why do I panic?
Why does my guitar never sounds in tune?
How come Nicky Webster doesn’t cover Hey Jude?
And what is the meaning of life?
Is it to get a house and a job and a car and a wife?
Or to slide naked down the waterslides of life?
I dunno I’m just askin’

Dr Karl Dr Karl
Callin Dr Karl
Dr Karl Dr Karl
Where are you?
Dr Karl Dr Karl
Callin Dr Karl
Dr Karl Dr Karl
Anyone there?

Why are beanbag beans so damn expensive?
And why does Popstars make me so pensive?
And why do we have a natural fear of washing up?
And why do girls only do girls push ups?
And why do we learn trigonometry?
And is there a science to sports commentary?
And why is cloning such a no no?
Did anyone see Shakira’s latest video?
Did Laura Palmer really kill the dodo?
Why doesn’t ice melt on Iced Vovos?
Why can’t I learn anything on a yoyo?
Why didn’t I die from eating play do?
Is there such a thing as rhyming overdose?
Rendering the listener completely comatose?

Dr Karl Dr Karl
Callin Dr Karl
Dr Karl Dr Karl
Where are you?
Dr Karl Dr Karl
Callin Dr Karl
Dr Karl Dr Karl
Is anyone listening?

The answers to all these questions
Is yes
I mean no
I mean look it up on the internet
Keywords

Dr Karl Dr Karl
Callin Dr Karl
Dr Karl Dr Karl
Where is everybody?

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