Drunk I am on Bundaberg rum
Shitfaced and skint at the Dandenong pub
In my finest jeans I wee Bundaburg rum
Might lie down or have a dim sim
Na na na…gu gu gu…get fucked
So I had a few Bundaberg rums
On my bum

Marnie baby
Ay come over here
What…nah nah c’mon gimme one of your chips
C’mon can you get me a glass of coke?
I just feel like a glass of coke
C’mon get me a glass of coke
At the Dandenong pub