(Brought to you by ‘Then You Whack It!’ the autobiographical pamphlet from child cricket superstar Rhodey Fleurhammer’ )
• My website will hopefully be ready within 2 weeks.
• My Mum saw me perform in Hobart for the first time in 6 years. She liked it all except the bit where I say I look like Harry Potter when he’s buggered up a spell. She said I shouldn’t put myself down, and ‘that’s not Justin.’
• I had a heckler at my solo show in Hobart who kept saying, ‘show us your nuts.’
• Pigs don’t sweat, apparently.
• Aphex Twin once spent 6 months working on the sound of one snare drum.
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