(Brought to you by ‘Then You Whack It!’ the autobiographical pamphlet from child cricket superstar Rhodey Fleurhammer’ )

• My website will hopefully be ready within 2 weeks.

• My Mum saw me perform in Hobart for the first time in 6 years. She liked it all except the bit where I say I look like Harry Potter when he’s buggered up a spell. She said I shouldn’t put myself down, and ‘that’s not Justin.’

• I had a heckler at my solo show in Hobart who kept saying, ‘show us your nuts.’

• Pigs don’t sweat, apparently.

• Aphex Twin once spent 6 months working on the sound of one snare drum.