Jingle hell Jingle hell
Jingles go away
Oh how glum I am to ride
In a Daihatsu charade
Jingle hell jingle hell
Advertising’s in my brain
So not fun there’s nowhere to hide
In the Chadstone mall today

Dashing through the streets
In my Daihatsu charade
Over Punt road I go
Swearing all the way
Horns on taxis honk
Making spirits sigh
Oh what fun it is to live your life
Mostly out of obligation