Struth Be Told is a column I have written for Canberra street press BMA from 2002. This page is a collection of my best columns, plus writing from other publications. My work is currently being published in Frankie, J-Mag and The Big Issue

This page is also home to some oddments such as song lyrics and the world famous ‘I’M SO POST MODERN LYRIC WRITING MASTER CLASS,’ which allows you to try writing your own post-modern lyrics, and be given feedback by an industry professional.

Welcome To Mario Kart (2008)

Greywater (2008)

Food Slap Club (2008)

Fireworks, 1942, My Spiritual Checkpoint. (2008)

The Way To A Man’s Heart Is Through His Stomach (2007)

Beware The Indie Sleaze (2007)

A Story About Op Shopping (2007)

The Art Of One Night Stands (2007)

The World’s Fucked (2007)

The Boosh Are Making Me Jealous (2007)

Facebook (2007) (1 comment)

Self Interview (2007)

My Disastrous 18th (2007)

Valentine’s Spray (2007)

Men Are Pawns, Women Are Queens. (2007) (3 comments)

Farewell to BMA (2007)

People Are More Scared Of You (2006) (2 comments)

Bloody Streetpress. It’s All Ads! (2006) (1 comment)

Childhood (2006) (1 comment)

Lullapoolooza (2006) (1 comment)

Confessions Of A Nice, Awkward, Lonely Womaniser (2006) (12 comments)

My First Wedding (2006) (8 comments)

Fun Size Suicide (2006) (1 comment)

“Burns!” (2006) (7 comments)

One Day In Sydney (2006) (3 comments)

The Bedroom Philosopher’s xoxo Policy (2006) (14 comments)

“Can I look down your undies?” - Homebake Report (2006) (3 comments)

New Year’s Grieve (2005) (7 comments)

The ‘Blasko-Zone’ (2005) (6 comments)

Quarter Life Crisis (2005) (3 comments)

Justin’s Annual Report 2003/04 (2004) (16 comments)

Busker’s Of The World Unite! (2003) (1 comment)

If There’s A Bus In Heaven I Hope Larry’s Driving It (2002) (3 comments)

Christmas Ghost (5 comments)

I’m So Post Modern Lyric Writing Masterclass Page 2 (138 comments)

I’m So Post Modern Lyric Writing Masterclass Page 1 (131 comments)

I’m So Post Modern Lyrics (248 comments)

Golden Gaytime Lyrics (5 comments)

Folkstar Lyrics (5 comments)

Megan The Vegan Lyrics

The Happiest Boy Lyrics