The Bedroom Philosopher

Hello you vivacious pixelcutey!

You have vagued upon The Bedroom Philosopher’s official website
‘under construction since 2002.’

Well guess what – it’s going to be FINISHED within a month. I promise. Please come back. I have abandonment issues. C’mon – just give me one more month, I promise – the websites in the bag mate…honest….c’mon…I just got to see this bloke…he owes me one….really….he’s good for HTML….really….

The album ‘In Bed With My Doona’ featuring ‘I’m so postmodern’ is now available in all good record emporiums. (You might have to convince the indie maestro behind the counter that it exists – if you’re feeling cheeky, try and pick them up – buying my album creates a window…c’mon…)

Or, you can …

Aloha my dear (insert name)

This electronic smugglepot of candid flamebix is in the process of being carved out of lavander solar grits.

The album ‘In Bed With My Doona’ featuring ‘I’m so postmodern’ is now available in all good record emporiums. (You might have to convince the indie maestro behind the counter that it exists – if you’re feeling cheeky, try and pick them up – buying my album creates a window…c’mon…)

Or, you can buy online here:
www.sanity.com.au/product.asp?intProductID=619414&…

To contact management: chris@laughingstock.com.au
To contact me: justin@bedroomphilosopher.com
To sign up to ‘LapTopping’ the official Ezine Thing of The Bedroom Philosopher, go to the bottom of the page.

NOTE: Please come back – this site will be up soon …

Aloha my dear (insert name)

This electronic smugglepot of candid flamebix is in the process of being carved out of lavander solar grits.

The album ‘In Bed With My Doona’ featuring ‘I’m so postmodern’ is now available in all good record emporiums. (You might have to convince the indie maestro behind the counter that it exists – if you’re feeling cheeky, try and pick them up – buying my album creates a window…c’mon…)

Or, you can buy online here:
www.sanity.com.au/product.asp?intProductID=619414&…

To contact management: chris@laughingstock.com.au
To contact me: justin@bedroomphilosopher.com
To sign up to ‘LapTopping’ the official Ezine Thing of The Bedroom Philosopher, go to the bottom of the page.

NOTE: Please come back – this site will be up soon …

Hello my dearest, precious . This is The Bedroom Philosopher here personally saying ‘radishes’. Thankyou for loving me unconditionally. Or, if not, at least, loving yourself unconditionally, or, failing that – just go and have some cordial or something.

My email is: justin@bedroomphilosopher.com. Even though I am a prized multi-national entity – I am always up for obscure digital connections of wonderment. If you would like to book me for a performance or envelope stuffing evening, you can contact my management at: chris@laughingstock.com.au

IMPORTANT POINTS:

! – This website will not always be like this.
2 – It will get updated and stuff.
3 – Please come back. I have abandonment issues.
$ – No really, I do.
5 …