Discography

Album by album.

The Bedroom Philosopher – A Very Beddy Christmas (2011)

November 20, 2011 – 10:46 am

The Bedroom Philosopher - Brown & Orange

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1. 12 Days Of Christmas
2. Presents
3. Deck The Kids
4. Little Drama Boy
5. Jingle Hell
6. Jarred’s Letter

Lyrics and ‘Presents’ written by Justin Heazlewood.
Produced by Chris Scallan at The Soft Centre, Melbourne.
Mastered by Cem Oral @ Jammin Masters, Germany.

Choir: The Nymphs & Men In Suits.
Vocals and trumpet on ‘Presents:’ Audrey Boyle.
12 Days Of Christmas video directed by Carlo Zeccola.
Props by Will Phillipson.
Costumes by Erin Roche.
Desktop publisher: Tambourine Design.
Photo: Carlo Zeccola.
Management: Anthea Cohen at Nibbles Music….


The Bedroom Philosopher & His Awkwardstra – Leaving My Hairdresser (2011)

May 21, 2011 – 1:46 pm

The Bedroom Philosopher - Brown & Orange

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1. Leaving My Hairdresser

Written by Justin Heazlewood.
Produced by Chris Scallan at The Soft Centre, Melbourne.
Mastered by Cem Oral @ Jammin Masters, Germany.

The Bedroom Philosopher: Vocals.
Mad Dog Rabinovici: Drums.
Nature Boy Hazel: Bass.
Gordo: Electric guitar.
Donny Maracas: Tambourine.
Donald Trumpet: Trumpet.
Audrey Horn: Trumpet.
Kieran Hensey: Saxophone.
Robert Simone: Saxophone.
The Awkwardstra: Backing vocals….


The Bedroom Philosopher – Songs From The 86 Tram (2010)

April 24, 2010 – 3:30 pm

The Bedroom Philosopher - Brown & Orange

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1. Middle Aged Mum
2. We Are Tramily
3. Sudanese
4. Trishine
5. (Interlewd)
6. Northcote (So Hungover)
7. Irish Girl
8. Tram Inspector
9. Man On A Tram
10. Song To Nod Off To
11. In My Day (Nan)
12. New Media
13. Old Man At End

Written by Justin Heazlewood. Produced by Chris Scallan at The Soft Centre, Melbourne. Mastered by Greg Calbi at Stirling Studios, NY. Strings on ‘Trishine’ arranged by Hugh Rabinovici. Fanfare on ‘New Media’ arranged by Chris Scallan. Design by Tambourine Design. Illustration by David Blumenstein. The Bedroom Philosopher: Voice, acoustic guitar, accordion. Introducing: 
The Awkwardstra. Hugh Rabinovici: Drums. Andy Hazel: Bass. Gordon Blake: Electric guitar, sitar. Jamie …


The Bedroom Philosopher – Brown & Orange (2009)

February 8, 2009 – 7:43 pm

The Bedroom Philosopher - Brown & Orange

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1. Strange Piece Of Music
2. Party In My Head
3. What Am I Supposed To Be Doing?
4. The Happiest Boy
5. I’m So Lonely
6. (Brown)
7. Jesus On Big Brother
8. For The Love I Have For You
9. Circus Bear
10. (Orange)
11. Swan Song
12. Deux Cygnes Noirs
13. Wow Wow’s Song (La La La)
14. (Social Life In The Psychiatric Unit 30/10/77)

All songs written by Justin Heazlewood except for ‘(Social Life In The Psychiatric Unit 30/10/77)’ written by Justin Heazlewood & Richard Cartwright. Produced by The Bedroom Philosopher with Chris Scallan, Martin “Moose” Lubran and Ken Heazlewood. Mixed by Chris Scallan at Soft Centre Studios. ‘Wow Wow’s …


The Bedroom Philosopher – I’m So Post Modern / Folkstar Maxi-Single (2006)

October 4, 2006 – 12:57 pm

The Bedroom Philosopher - Folkstar / I'm So Post Modern Maxi Single

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1. Folkstar (Pooglet With Strings Mix)
2. I’m So Post Modern (Pomomofo’s Detroit Club Mix)
3. I’m So Post Modern (Album Version)
4. Folkstar (Tomas Ford’s Rockstar Facelift)
5. Postmodernism (Man In A Smock Battles The Man In The Felt Coat Rematch)
6. Marjory
7. I’m So Post Modern’s Cute Nerdy Sister
8. Folkstar (Ken’s Karaoke Mix)
9. The Song About The Puppy With The Nappy (Feat. Di Daly)
10. What Would Sigur Ros Do?

All songs written by Justin Heazlewood except Track 9 which features additional vocals by Di Daly. Track 1 features John Maddox on double bass. Track 2 remix by Pomomofo. Track 4 remix by Tomas Ford. Track 5 remix by …


The Bedroom Philosopher – In Bed With My Doona (2005)

July 13, 2004 – 5:02 am

The Bedroom Philosopher - In Bed With My Doona

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1. Love Theme From Centrelink
2. Golden Gaytime
3. Megan The Vegan
4. I’m So Postmodern
5. McRock
6. Megan The Vegan (reprise)
7. Folkstar (Pooglet With Strings Mix)
8. High On Life
9. Kicking The Footy With God
10. Saving Myself For Marriage
11. Everybody’s Got The Same Insecurities As You
12. Happy Cow
13. The Heart Song
14. Folkstar Part II

All songs written by Justin Heazlewood. Recorded between July-October 2004 at HumbleHouse Studios, Penrith NSW. Recorded and Mixed by Ken Heazlewood. First 100 copies contain Track 16 ‘Special Features’ which is a live track recorded at Mic in Hand comedy night, Friend in Hand Hotel, Sydney September 2004. 100 copies featuring …


The Bedroom Philosopher – Living On The Edge…Of My Bed (2003)

July 13, 2003 – 5:03 am

The Bedroom Philosopher - Living On The Edge Of My Bed1. Theme
2. Kelly The Deli Girl
3. Weird Dream
4. High On Life
5. Generation ABC
6. Anthem For The Year 2002
7. Good Lookin’ Girls
8. The Coughs Single Handedly Saved Rock N Roll
9. Happy Cow
10. Jesus On Big Brother
11. Disco Chicken
12. Quarter Life Crisis
13. Ballad Of The Wacky Tobaccy
14. Ian Thorpe Was Bored
15. McRock
16. Achy Breaky Big Mistakey
17. My Nan Really Likes Radiohead
18. Life Won’t Wait Up For You
19. No Bum Blues
20. Radio Edit Of My Soul (live)

All songs written by Justin Heazlewood. All tracks originally aired on Triple J’s Morning Show and Weekend Breakfast between April-December 2002. Album has incorrect track listing done …


The Harmonica Lewinski’s – Songs By The Bushfire (2001)

November 13, 2000 – 5:04 am

The Harmonica Lewinski's - Songs By The Bushfire1. Spankees Lunch
2. Home Brand Man
3. Rockafella Skank
4. Astroboy
5. The Country Practice Song
6. Rainbow Honey Eater
7. Here’s Johnny
8. Life Won’t Wait Up For You
9. Angree Tree
10. I Got A Girl
11. I’m The One Who Loves You (I’m The One That Needs You)
12. I Hate Electronica (Secret track)
13. Sounds of the Lakehouse (Secret track)

All songs written by Justin Heazlewood except ‘Spankees Lunch’ co-written by Adam Forbes. ‘Rockafella Skank’ written by Norman Cook. ‘The Country Practice Song’ written by Matt Kelly. ‘Rainbow Honey Eater’ written by Adam Forbes. ‘Here’s Johnny’ written by Xtro/Qbrick. ‘Angree Tree’ written by Adam Forbes. ‘I’m The One Who Loves You (I’m The One That …


Phonze! – Birthmark (1999)

July 13, 1999 – 5:04 am

Phonze! - Birthmark1. Community Scooter (Part 1)
2. Smells Like Hellyer Spirit
3. Vee-Dub
4. Dodge
5. Mo’ Music
6. Gospel
7. Down By The Sea
8. Community Scooter (Part 2)
9. Come On
10. Disco Chicken
11. Environment
12. I Got Rhythm
13. Cliché
14. Pea Honds (Hey Everybody)

All songs written by Justin Heazlewood. Recorded February-March 1999 in Marcus Wynwood’s bedroom, Penguin, TAS. Recorded and Mixed by Marcus Wynwood. Mastered by some guy. ‘I Got Rhythm’ features Emma-Louise Cukier on vocals. Marcus Wynwood plays lead guitar on ‘Dodge’ and ‘Disco Chicken.’ Cover design by Justin Heazlewood. I would like a copy. If you find one please let me know….