Open your presents and what do you see
It’s a Backstreet Boys tour DVD
Open your presents and what do you get
You get a Pirates Of The Caribbean Lego set
Open your presents and what do you want
You want a massage voucher and a nice sauv blanc
Open your presents and what do you face
A murky box of lollies from a faraway place

Presents
No thought
Wee gifts
Store bought
Presents
Unwrap
Big smile
Some crap

Open your presents and what have scored
It’s a nail grooming kit and emery board
Open your presents and what have you landed
It’s left handed scissors even though you’re right handed
Open your presents and for what do you hope
Two hundred in cash and an ounce of dope
Open your presents and what is it now
A novelty noise-making alarm clock cow

Presents
No thought
Wee gifts
Store bought
Presents
Tear in
Gee thanks
Aunt Lyn

Presents (presents)
Some gifts
Are just
A bit shit