Someone needs to rub my snotty little nose in red wine
The puppy did a wee
puppy did a wee
puppy did a wee
But it did didn’t mean to
Puppy did a wee
Puppy don’t know what it’s doing
Puppy what you’re doing
Puppy put a nappy on baby
Yo puppy put a nappy on
Yo puppy put a nappy on
(oh fuckin hell man)
Toilet train my heart
Toilet train my heart
(hey, hey, we’re not gonna sing about a puppy pissing, is that cool?)
It keeps falling in love with girls
Who treat me like shit
But I don’t rub their nose in it
Girl put a nappy on
Girl put a nappy on my heart
Yo girl stop spilling the red wine over my heart
Puppy did a wee
Puppy did a wee
Didn’t mean to
To you or me
If you were a puppy you’d do a wee too
If you were a puppy you’d do a wee too
If you were a puppy you’d do a number two
Do a number two
Do a number two on my heart
Puppy did a number two on my heart
Puppy did a number two
Look what you started girl
C’mon
Everybody put a nappy on
Everybody put a nappy on
Everybody get a puppy put a nappy on it
Everybody get a puppy put a nappy on it
Everybody get a puppy put a nappy on it
Put a nuppy on my heart
Nuppy’s not a word but I don’t care
Cos I love girls
Girls that don’t have puppies with nappies on
Girls that don’t have puppies with nappies on
Girls don’t wear nappies or puppies don’t have hearts
Girls don’t have nappies or puppies don’t have hearts
I can’t remember which but I rub your nose in it
Can’t remember which but I rub your nose in it yo
C’mon drink the red wine
Drink the red wine
I drink it all the time
I don’t wear a nappy
I don’t have a puppy
I rub my own nose in it
I rub my own nose in it
Cos I love girls all the time
I love girls all the time
Stop treading on my thongs
Stop treading on my thongs
Stop treading on my
Thongs
(So red wine’s the theme and puppies but without the nappy is that’s cool
Not happy with the nappy?)
Girls who aren’t happy about the songs about the puppies with the nappies
Some girls who aren’t happy who aren’t the songs about the puppies with the nappies
Don’t sing the songs about the puppies with the nappies
I said don’t sing the songs about the puppies with the nappies
I said don’t sing the songs about the puppies with the nappies
I said don’t sing the songs with the puppies with the nappies
ETC.
Socks are innocent
Lets sing about them

 

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