The Bedroom Philosopher

Stagedoor Cafe. 8pm. Cost: TBC….

w/ The Awkwardstra & Charles Du Cane. The Republic. $12. 8pm….

w/ The Awkwardstra & Merri-May Gill (Bris). MC Josh Earl. Toff In Town. $12. 8pm….

w/ The Awkwardstra & Josh Earl. The Troubadour. $12. 8pm….

w/ The Awkwardstra & Josh Earl. Bar Me. $12….

w/ The Awkwardstra & Josh Earl. ANU. $12. 8pm….

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Winner! Director’s Choice award at Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

While gliding down Smith Street on his trusty push bike last Saturday with the wind in his hair and the world at his feet, the Bedroom Philosopher was promptly grounded by his old pal, the 86 tram. The entanglement resulted in a broken humerus, a truth so ironic it’s actually cruel. So, with his head in his left hand, and his right arm in a sling, The Bedroom Philosopher regretfully has cancelled all remaining performances of his Melbourne International Comedy Festival show Songs From The 86 Tram.

Despite this, he was awarded with the Director’s Choice award for outstanding show. He is planning to reprise the show at Melbourne Fringe.

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LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official E-zine of The Bedroom Philosopher
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ISSUE 70
Estimated Reading Time: Two and a half minutes. (Going off how long you are when you say you’ll only be a minute).

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LT BIRTHDAYS

Happy Birthday Hope Davis (American Splendour) 45 today!
Happy Birthday Damon Albarn 42 today!
Happy Birthday Princess Eugenie of York 19 today!

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STREET TEAM RECRUITAROO!

Dear you, yes you. Would you like to hand out flyers outside Town Hall between 7-9pm in exchange for tickets to my comedy festival show, Bedroom Philosopher merchandise and half a sandwich? Reply to this email with your available days and phone number. It would be between April 2-20. Preferably early on …

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W/ Tripod, The Suitcase Royale & DJ’s.

Folk-wit extraordinaire The Bedroom Philosopher launches his highly anticipated new album Brown & Orange supported by mega stars Tripod and ramshackle good things The Suitcase Royale as well as go-go guardians DJ’s Emma Peel & Master Bedroom. The BP will be backed by his oddly handsome and handsomely odd band The Akwardstra who play such things as sitar, flute and double percussion. Belt up and enjoy the mirthical mystery tour.

MARCH 19. 8pm. $17 (plus B.F.) $22 on door….