The Bedroom Philosopher

Richmond. 8:30pm….

254 Mount Street. Upper Burnie. 8pm. $10/$5….

FILMCLIP EXTRAS WANTED

I’m looking for Melbourne based extras for a Bedroom Philosopher film clip being made sometime in May. Also, I’m hoping to locate a sunny house to use as the location for the shoot. Something well-lit is a priority, and preferably you don’t mind things being moved around a bit. The shoot will take one day, most likely a Saturday. Please email me if you are interested.

NEWS (Brought to you by the International Stating The Obvious Championships. Elite athletes from over fifty specialised sports are pitted against each other in a mock interview slalom course. Who can say the most obvious, meaningless rhetoric? Sure, they’re just doing their best on the day and are grateful to be …

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LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official E-zine of The Bedroom Philosopher
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ISSUE 58
Friday March 30
Estimated Reading Time: 12:13
www.myspace.com/thebedroomphilosopher
LapTopping is powered by S.I.I. Mopey Mogul – Self-Importance Industries.
**IN THIS ISSUE: THE INAUGURAL LAPTOPPING EMAIL ADDRESS AWARDS**
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LT BIRTHDAYS!

Happy Birthday Angus Young 48 yesterday!
Happy Birthday Elle Macpherson 43 yesterday!
Happy Birthday MC Hammer 44 today!
Happy Birthday Ian Zierling (Steve Sanders B.H. 90210) 43 today!

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ON THIS DAY IN 1993 (A reading from my Grade seven diary)

“Spent day quiet. Can’t remember wot I did! No cricket training! Bye!”

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LAPTOPPING’S “SONG TO GET STUCK IN YOUR HEAD” OF THE DAY

The Twelfth Man – Marvellous

“That’s right it’s …

@ North Melbourne Town Hall…

@ Adelaide Fringe Festival. 9:30pm….

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87 Great Ocean Road. 8pm $10. w/ Dave Thornton. Bookings 03 5263 1010…

12pm. Free….

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Bendigo. 8pm. Cost unknown….

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LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official E-zine of The Bedroom Philosopher
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ISSUE 57
Tuesday 20 February
Estimated Reading Time: 11:49
www.myspace.com/thebedroomphilosopher
This episode of LapTopping is rated ‘W.R.’ for Worth Reading.
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LT BIRTHDAYS!

Happy Birthday Kurt Cobain 39 today!
Happy Birthday Phil Buckle (Southern Sons) 47 today!
Happy Birthday Drew Barrymore 31on Wednesday!
Happy Birthday Anna Knight 24 on Sunday! xxx

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PHILOSOPHER SEEKS BAND

In a bid to do justice to the musical diversity of the forthcoming album, I am currently trying to gather a consortium of like-minded mis-fits to form The Bedroom Philosopher and the Pooglet Three. The main position vacant is drummer. Must be able to handle all forms of somewhat out …

PHILOSOPHER SEEKS BAND
You can apply to be in my band!

In a bid to do justice to the musical diversity of the forthcoming album, I am currently trying to gather a consortium of like-minded mis-fits to form The Bedroom Philosopher and the Pooglet Three. The main position vacant is drummer. Must be able to handle all forms of somewhat out of time art-folk and occasional bit of rocky stuff. Brushes, sticks and mallets. One or two armed females preferred. If you could look as much like the drummer out of Lenny Kravitz’s ‘Are You Gonna Go My Way’ clip as possible that would be great. But seriously folks, I am also on the look out for a piano/synths practitioner, …

If New Year’s Eve is the grand final of Saturday nights, then Valentine’s day is the state championships for romance. Just as the behemoth of social match pressure leaves many asking who spiked their last big night of the year with ‘Socrapnol,’ Valentine’s Day is an expectation fuelled beast, chewing maniacally on greeting card pulp, reeking of potpourri and threatening to pound you into submission with its disarmingly plush feet. Yet the difference between the two is that we refuse to approach New Year’s Eve with anything less than a vehement hope that this year will be better than the last, while for many, Valentine’s Day is a heart shaped anus spewing sideshow-grade lollies of discontent.

As far as Valentine’s …

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