The Bedroom Philosopher

317 Brunswick StreetFitzroy. $5.

Lovely night of spoken shananagins. I’ll be doing some readings of some stories that I wrote….

175 Acland Street, St Kilda. 9pm. Free….

Corner Carlisle/Chapel Streets. Best Comedy Night in Melbourne! $7. 8:30pm. Other acts include the wonderful Andy McClelland and Lawrence Leung….

The Cue, 277 Brunswick Street, Fitzroy. 8pm? $5. Yippee….

At the Umbrella Revolution in the Garden of Unearthly Delights. 11pm. Other acts include Tripod. $20 I think….

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LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official Ezine Thing of The Bedroom Philosopher
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ISSUE 49
Sunday March 12 2006
Subscribers: 1120
Estimated Reading Time: 10:24
www.bedroomphilosopher.com
**Melbourne Welcome Home Gig @ Rob Roy March 23 with Scod from Tripod!**

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LT BIRTHDAYS!

Happy Birthday James Taylor 57 today!
Happy Birthday Liza Minnelli 59 today!
Happy Birthday Jack Kerouac 83 today!

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TOP 5 POETIC LITTLE MOMENTS FROM MY LIFE LATELY

1. I didn’t have enough finger nails to scratch off the indicator panels on the back of my antibiotics packet.

2. I got a phone message from someone I don’t know at 2am on a Saturday. It was a guy’s voice saying ‘Justin, this is Tina, I …

Ahoy joymints! I took down the Acoustic Megamix MP3 cos I haven’t quite got the right permission to put it up there. But it shouldn’t take much longer. In the meantime – there’s other Bedroom Philosopher tracks availble for sampling in the ‘Discography’ section. Hooray sticks!

NEWS (Brought to you by complications. The tasty new biscuit snack from Arnotts. Layers of sundried cheesecake trapped in Neapolitan wafer pieces and sealed with a strawberry liqueur and smothered in rich old gold chocolate and encrusted with corn nuggets and hidden pockets of Cointreau/Gingernut fusion. Complications. There’s a party in your mouth but it’s at that early stage where everyone’s awkward!)

* I now have a Myspace.com account. The address is www.myspace.com/thebedroomphilosopher If …

Thursday 23rd March. Rob Roy Hotel.
51 Brunswick Street, Fitzroy.
8pm. $8.
(Josh goes on 8:30…Scod 9:45…B.P….11)…

Friday March 3. 11:30pm. Check guides for location and prices! Also featuring Tripod, Lano & Woodley, Josh Earl & The Renegades of Folk (my duo with Josh)…

First ever gig in Adelaide! Tuesday 28th February. 10pm. Check guides for location and price. Acts include Tripod, Lano & Woodley, Josh Earl & The Renegades of Folk (my duo with Josh)…

First ever gig in Adelaide! Tuesday 28th February. 10pm. Check guides for location and price….

Headlining this new funkin’ comedy night.
Sandringham Hotel, King St Newtown. 8:30pm start. $12.
Monday 27th Feb….

This is going to be rather huge. The dancefloor looks like a twister board and need I say more?
Cnr Goulburn & Pitt Streets. (Near Central)
Saturday 25th February.
8pm. $10/$8.
Come!…

Supported by the enigmatic Mr H. $10/$8. Doors open 8pm. Doors open 8pm. Me on about 9:40pm. IF YOU’RE IN CANBERRA, PLEASE COME TO THIS ONE! Bring a pillow or cushion, so you can sit on the dance floor and be comfortable!…

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ISSUE 48
Wednesday February 8th 2006
Subscribers: 1114
Estimated Reading Time: 9:45
www.bedroomphilosopher.com
**I’m So Post Modern film clip on Rage Friday 17th Feb starting 11:30pm. Number 72**
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LT BIRTHDAYS!

Happy Birthday James Dean 75 today!
Happy Birthday Garry Coleman 38 today!
Happy Birthday Seth Green 32 today!

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