Aloha my dear (insert name)
This electronic smugglepot of candid flamebix is in the process of being carved out of lavander solar grits.
The album ‘In Bed With My Doona’ featuring ‘I’m so postmodern’ is now available in all good record emporiums. (You might have to convince the indie maestro behind the counter that it exists – if you’re feeling cheeky, try and pick them up – buying my album creates a window…c’mon…)
Or, you can buy online here:
www.sanity.com.au/product.asp?intProductID=619414&…
To contact management: chris@laughingstock.com.au
To contact me: justin@bedroomphilosopher.com
To sign up to ‘LapTopping’ the official Ezine Thing of The Bedroom Philosopher, go to the bottom of the page.
NOTE: Please come back – this site will be up soon …
Aloha my dear (insert name)
This webpage is as temporary as the American presence in Iraq. It is also, ‘under construction’ and will be ‘liberated’ very soon.
The album ‘In Bed With My Doona’ is now available in all good record emporiums. Or, you can buy online here:
www.sanity.com.au/product.asp?intProductID=619414&…
To contact management: chris@laughingstock.com.au
To contact me: justin@bedroomphilosopher.com
To sign up to ‘LapTopping’ the official Ezine Thing of The Bedroom Philosopher, go to the bottom of the page.
NOTE: Please come back – this site will be up soon – I have abandonement issues.
Really.
In the meantime – this is some gigs I gonna do.
Remember, you are an infinite rainbow spacebag of cosmic yay! yay! Life is precious. Get …
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LapTopping….The Official Ezine Thing of The Bedroom Philosopher
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Now with Procrastinay 4: A subroutered serif splicing unicode specifically
designed to assist your productivity WHILE you procrastinate!
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ISSUE 42
Saturday 16th July 2005
Subscribers: 801
Estimated Reading Time: 9:05
In Bed With My Doona is now available in all good record emporiums, or buy
online:
www.sanity.com.au/product.asp?intProductID=619414&…
**FEATURE GIG: Headlining @ Bar Open. A rare set of my serious stuff. 27th
July**
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LT BIRTHDAYS!
Happy Birthday Corey Feldman 34 today!
Happy Birthday David Hasselhoff 53 tomorrow!
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FRESH STATS:
ITS: 8:17pm
IM DRINKING: Tasmanian tap water.
MY HAIR: Concerns my grandparents. Nan sees through the fashionability of a
long, side swept fringe. She doesnt like how it hangs …
(brought to you by Channel 31s Falling On Thick Sand! 12 celebrities. 140
angry camels. One Egyptian rodeo. 6 weeks to survive the odds and hone their
skills for a truly obscure webcast that not even the sungods can predict!)
• Little cerebral avant garde folk comedy engine that could…Im So
Post-modern will be featured on a Triple J Super Requests compilation due out
in August. Yes! I will get 16% of something, once something is taken out and
50% of that goes somewhere! I asked if they could put out an album where Nick
Cave, Grinspoon and other established artists offer versions of the song, but
they havent returned my thesis.
* During my Melbourne comedy festival run, I …
Playing a 15 minute filler set for ‘The Conglomerate’ (featuring Harry from the Cat Empire) Bennett’s Lane. Night starts 8:30pm I think….
Not sure where exactly. I daresay, if you go to Albury uni, you’ll know more than me. Probably 9pm start….
Witness the palpable comedy emotion. Last time Josh got sick but this time he’s back and he’s rather pleasant about it all. The Local. Cnr Carlisle and Chapel, Balaclava. 8:30pm start. Grand public debut of new Renegade additions of ‘Frontier Psychiatrist’ and ‘Jump Around.’ (House of Pain)…
Knox Community arts centre. Cnr Mountain Highway and Scoresby road, Bayswater. 7pm….
Swinburne Prahan Campus Training Restaurant. Johns street, Prahan. 7pm start….
Guest festure for launch of ‘Wordjammin’ spoken word CD. Bar Open, 317 Brunswick street, Fitzroy. 8:30pm or something….
Bar Open 317 Brunswick Street. Fitzroy. 8:30pm doors open. I’ll be on about 10:30pm. (Doing a rare performance of mostly serious originals…) $5….
Playing a 15 minute filler set for ‘The Conglomerate’ (featuring Harry from the Cat Empire) Bennett’s Lane. Night starts 8:30pm I think….
Hello my dearest, precious . This is The Bedroom Philosopher here personally saying ‘radishes’. Thankyou for loving me unconditionally. Or, if not, at least, loving yourself unconditionally, or, failing that – just go and have some cordial or something.
My email is: justin@bedroomphilosopher.com. Even though I am a prized multi-national entity – I am always up for obscure digital connections of wonderment. If you would like to book me for a performance or envelope stuffing evening, you can contact my management at: chris@laughingstock.com.au
IMPORTANT POINTS:
! – This website will not always be like this.
2 – It will get updated and stuff.
3 – Please come back. I have abandonment issues.
$ – No really, I do.
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