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By: Melissa

Melissa — Thu, 03 May 2007 11:13:55 +0000

Hi Justin,
Thought you might like to know that for TWO WHOLE DAYS the only way my sister and i conversed was by beginning any conversation with “I’m so post modern (actual conversation) and a funny post modern scenario”.
Possibly the funniest two whole days of my life. Thankyou (i think it might be one word)

By: Rachel

Rachel — Mon, 11 Sep 2006 06:26:43 +0000

We love the Ronnie Johns Half Hour! Chopper is awesome! Keep up the great Work!

By: Carl

Carl — Thu, 07 Sep 2006 12:27:07 +0000

If your going to save the best for last cant you make the sketch longer no one says fuck better than ronnie johns cheers from a bogan

By: nikos

nikos — Fri, 03 Mar 2006 12:55:17 +0000

dear justin,
justin

let’s write a sketch about the phrase “dead dogs dix”. i love it.

By: HannahPaige

HannahPaige — Sun, 22 Jan 2006 12:11:58 +0000

Dear Justin,
I would like, please, to thank you.
You absolute bloody ripper, I love you so hard.

Again, how much would it take to hire you as a teacher?

By: Justin

Justin — Sat, 24 Dec 2005 01:26:58 +0000

Dear Jessie, Thankyou for your correspondance on my website. I would like to focus for a short time on your highly americanised terms ‘lame-ass’ and ‘dweeby’ and suggest that your are, in your own supposedly light-hearted way, attempting to belittle the previous Bedroom Philosopher appreciators that have posted on this page already, as well as indirectly lampooning myself, in the suggestion that people who are uniquely attracted to my craft are primarily, dweeby.

Might I remind you that such name-calling, albeit under a veil of ‘jokes,’ clearly adopts classic pseudo high-school ‘bullying’ psychology. (Adopting an intellectual superiority while diverting focus away from yourself) While virtually all outpourings of emotion on this website are welcomed with open arms – I am not suggesting that fair and subjective critisism is prohibited, I am simply urging that if there are indeed specific tones or themes expressed by posters that challenge your ideologies of what is socially heralded in your own personal ‘sphere of cool,’ then at least have the decorum to respect the collective audience by establishing a personal precedent of articulation.

Alternatively, you could post some of your own alternate lyrics to the latest Strokes song, or appropriately ‘non-dweeby’ act, and volunteer yourself to initiate a series of artistic judgement from those you so readily scorn.

Warm regards, Justin.

By: Jessie

Jessie — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 04:43:16 +0000

This has nothing to do with the news but I was thinking that you could release a lame ass version of I’m So Postmodern with lyrics written by your dweeby fans. Jokes, don’t get so excited.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Sat, 17 Dec 2005 15:51:59 +0000

Justin is my fiance and you cant take him away from me okay, celia? OKAY, CELIA? Good. I’m glad we got this sorted.

Oh by the way justin sweety, what’s the official date of the wedding?

By: celia may

celia may — Mon, 12 Dec 2005 03:37:05 +0000

JM+CM Best friends forever!

By: Justin

Justin — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 03:37:10 +0000

Celia May, please remain nice – Oh no, I was mainly putting myself down really – lampooning the fact that I had over-reacted rather dramatically to what you had written, not realising at all that you were joking. That’s all I meant. Nobody’s in trouble except for Big Jay who, at last reports, burnt his house down cooking crumpets. Thank you is two words, I apologise. Warm Regards, Justin.

By: celia may

celia may — Fri, 09 Dec 2005 04:52:06 +0000

I truly can’t tell whether I’m in trouble or not. I’m thinking “I am”. Isn’t “thankyou” two words? I suppose you eccentrics can do whatever they like.

Can crabs get rabies? Would a rabid crab get all over a series of zero’s and one’s (my comment)? WOULDN’T A RABID CRAB HAVE OTHER THINGS ON IT’S SWEET LITTLE MIND???

Cocksmoking will never win at anything because cockmoking is STUPID and probably has some serious physical ailments that would prevent it winning at anything, like discus maybe.

I’ve lost my nice personality. Sorry Janet.

-celia may

By: Justin

Justin — Wed, 07 Dec 2005 13:43:56 +0000

Thanks Celia May – “over-sensative man” and his tenuous wafer fin sidekick “ego boy” were all over that one like a rabid crab. Cocksmoking was the real winner on the day. Thankyou Sinead. Thankyou Janet, you are delightfultine. Loz – glad you witnessed! Any gig that has a Wolfmother inspired interpretive dance is usually a keeper. I hope the proprieters of the hopetoun feel the same. I am also brimming at the seams with glee that the fact that I said my website at the end actually worked! Bless the power of letters and words and mouth sounds. xx

By: Loz

Loz — Wed, 07 Dec 2005 02:55:44 +0000

I saw you last night at the hopetoun hotel in surry hills, one of my favourite pubs. i’m glad that in my loyalty to friends also playing last nyt i came across your act, you had me laughing so much it hurt :) Keep up the good work

By: Janet

Janet — Tue, 06 Dec 2005 03:50:40 +0000

I think Celia May is a delightful name and I daresay it is attached to an equally delightful girl.
There, I’ve said it.

By: celia may

celia may — Thu, 01 Dec 2005 06:57:46 +0000

…I was just being a smart arse. I think Big Jay is a bit of a silly duffer. I don’t know anyone who says “cock smoker” or anything like that, it sparked my imagination. I’m quite a nice girl really, with a name like Celia May how could I not be?

You’re tops Justin.