Appearing for fifteen life-affirming minutes on the Field Stage! Will another seventeen year old girl offer to have my baby? Stay tuned.
Yearly Archives: 2005
BLT CHRISTMAS SHOW, HOBART!
December 28, 2005 – 8:30 pm
New Sydney Hotel 87 Bathurst Street, Hobart. Headlining the wonderful new comedy night that’s going on here. 8:30pm. Free!
Local Laughs – St Kilda, Melbourne.
December 19, 2005 – 8:30 pm
Dave Callan Mcing – $7. Night starts 8:30pm. The Local. Cnr Carlisle and Chapel Streets, St Kilda. LAST MELBOURNE GIG THIS YEAR!
December 15, 2005 – 9:25 pm
Aloha Tiggerfolk!
Play the new game:
ROCK STAR!
BAND NAME!
HIT SINGLE!
How to play:
A) Work out your rock star name. FIRST NAME: This is your nan or pop’s first name hyphenated with your SECOND pet’s name. SURNAME: Your second ever street name. For example, my Pop’s name is Leonard. My second ever pet was a cat called Snowy. My second ever street name was Totterdell. Therefore, my rock star name is Leonard-Snowy Totterdell.
(NOTE: If you’ve only ever had one pet, or street name, take that. If you’ve never had a pet or street, contact administration for further counselling)
B) Work out …
LapTopping – 46 – “Coloured Popcorn”
December 14, 2005 – 9:26 pm
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LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official Ezine Thing of The Bedroom Philosopher
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ISSUE 46
Wednesday December 14 2005
Subscribers: 1000 (We’ve sort of lost count but let’s celebrate!)
Estimated Reading Time: 9:58
www.bedroomphilosopher.com
**LapTopping acknowledges the recent double-blow of V.S.U. legislation being abolished and Kevin McQuay AKA Big Kev passing away. The world needs ‘goo remover’ now, more than ever. **
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LT BIRTHDAYS!
Happy Birthday Nostradamus 501 today!
Happy Birthday “Stone Cold” Steve Austin 40 Saturday!
Happy Birthday Brad Pitt 41 Saturday!
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ON THIS DAY IN 1993 (A reading from my grade seven diary)
“Silly day! I really like Sarah. She never lets on who she likes though. Came home. Watched cricket. …
SISTA SHE FUNDRAISER, @NEWTOWN
December 8, 2005 – 11:32 am
Supporting Sista She plus other rocking ladeez, raising money for their Adelaide Fringe season. Sista She are AMAZINGLY good, if you haven’t seen them before. I will be whipping out a brand new ‘Christmas Song’ of some description! @Newtown/Petersham RSL. Enmore Road, Newtown. Friday 16th December. Doors open 7pm. Gig starts 9pm. $15/$12. Should be a great night.
Hopetoun Hotel, Surry Hills, Sydney.
November 29, 2005 – 5:20 pm
An acoustic night with a couple of other acts including ‘Matt Downey’ and ‘Jamie.’ I’m on 9-9:30pm. Doors open 8pm. $6. Hopetoun Hotel, 416 Bourke Street, Surry Hills.
The ‘Blasko-Zone’ (2005)
November 27, 2005 – 12:37 am
I watched the ARIA’s recently with my usual mix of gentle jealousy and hormonally creative fascination at the hypothetical plethora of deluxe flirting opportunities one could encounter at an after party with Australian music royalty. I mean, I’ve never been to one – but could easily imagine myself swaying nervously in a darkened corner, flicker-peeking at Sarah Blasko and constructing tenuous blueprints of a plan to intercept her on the way to the bar and ask her whether she had listened to my album which I eerily gave her while backstage at the Tasmanian Falls Festival this year.
Here is a …
November 22, 2005 – 11:09 pm
Welcome Pixel Cutey! Play my new game ROCK STAR NAME! BAND NAME! HIT SINGLE!
How to play:
A) Work out your rock star name. FIRST NAME: This is your nan or pop’s first name hyphenated with your SECOND pet’s name. SURNAME: Your second ever street name. For example, my Pop’s name is Leonard. My second ever pet was a cat called Snowy. My second ever street name was Totterdell. Therefore, my rock star name is Leonard-Snowy Totterdell.
(NOTE: If you’ve only ever had one pet, or street name, take that. If you’ve never had a pet or street, contact administration for further counselling)
B) Work …
LapTopping – 45 – “Simultaneous Chow Daze Jr”
November 21, 2005 – 11:11 pm
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LapTopping – The Bit Long, Official Ezine Thing of The Bedroom Philosopher
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ISSUE 45
Monday 21st November 2005
Subscribers: 987
Estimated Reading Time: 11:42
www.bedroomphilosopher.com
**LAST SYDNEY GIG FOR THE YEAR THIS THURSDAY**
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LT BIRTHDAYS!
Happy Birthday Bjork 39 today!
Happy Birthday Harold Ramis 60 today!
Happy Birthday Scarlett Johanson 20 tomorrow! (For crying out loud…)
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ON THIS DAY IN 1993 (A reading from my grade seven diary)
“NICK BIRFTY. Nick opened presents. Got guitar stand, watch, poster, Metallica tape. Nigel came over. We raged around house. Had cool party dinner. Left at 7:00. Came home. Watched movie.”
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FRESH STATS:
IT’S: 7:43pm
I’M DRINKING: A combo of lukewarm coffee dregs, lukewarm water dregs …