December 13, 2004 – 8:15 pm
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“When things need dropping. Read LapTopping!”
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LapTopping Issue 35
Monday 13th December 2004
** Bedroom Philosopher Triple J OzMusicShow interview tonight (Monday) between 9-11pm. JJJ FM**
Estimated Reading Time: 8:02
(The LapTopping team recognises that you are very busy and this week has just been mad)
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LT BIRTHDAYS
Happy Birthday Don Johnson 55 on Wednesday!
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, , and welcome to another issue of the organic lasertreat LapTopping! It is from the sincerest, most humblest subsection of the lunchbox of my heart that I thank each and every …
November 19, 2004 – 8:12 pm
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LapTopping Issue 34
Friday 19th Novemer 2004
** Last B.P. Melbourne Show This Year + Gnet Phifty **
Estimated Reading Time: 4:52
(Approximately the amount of time the cat watches you for after you’ve put food in its bowl and before it starts eating it)
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LT BIRTHDAYS
Happy Birthday Jodie Foster 42 today!
Happy Birthday Anna Cleary 22 Sunday (Bev’s daughter)
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INTERNATIONAL SELF PROMOTION WEEK
‘I’m So Postmodern’ is now in the Net 50 list! (Not in the Top 50…yet) It may only be there for one or two weeks. Please vote for it now. They are listed alphabetically by song titles.
http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/net50/default.htm
Note: 1 – You DON’T have to …
November 11, 2004 – 8:08 pm
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LapTopping Issue 33
**Request ‘I’m so Postmodern’ on Triple J! Yay!**
Thursday 11th Novemer 2004
Estimated Reading Time: 7:24
(Approximately the amount of time that conversation about mobile phone plans dragged out for)
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LT BIRTHDAYS
Happy Birthday Demi Moore 43 today!
Happy Birthday Bruce Samazan 34 Saturday!
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On this day in 1993 (A reading from my grade seven diary)
“Made small cakes in cooking. Sarah talked to me again. Bianca must like me. Had inter high training then went to pool. Yo.”
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November 11, 2004 – 8:05 pm
JUSTIN’S ANNUAL REPORT
INCOME:
Newstart Allowance: $8429
The Bedroom Philosopher: $4009
Centre For Adult Education: $1101
Pinnacle Hospitality Agency: $236
Total: $13775
TAX DEDUCTIBLE STUFF
Centre For Adult Education: $40
The Bedroom Philosopher : $1293 (I even claimed my pyjamas and doona cover this year)
RESULT: Tax debt of $420
Money in wallet: $85
Money in Bank: $150
DEBTS:
Rent $310 a month
Food $70 fortnight.
Pre-paid mobile: $15 a call.
Nan And Pop Records: $500 (the account has been frozen, and turned in a HECS style, ‘you can pay us the rest when you make it big)
Joanna Mullins: $100 (We thought we’d ‘found’ a bag of spare money at the Kitten Club, where I did …
October 14, 2004 – 8:06 pm
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LapTopping Issue 32
Thursday 14th October 2004
Estimated Reading Time: 7:11
(Approximately the amount of time you spend looking for those sunnies)
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LT BIRTHDAYS
Happy Birthday Roger Moore 77 today!
Happy Birthday Jean-Claude Van Damme 44 Monday!
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Aloha how’s going? Did you get your $10 back? Whittle your carrots and top up your fizzy drink! I’m proud to declare The Bedroom Philosopher’s ‘In Bed With My Doona’ tour, as open as a supermarket on Sundays! Check these funky ‘at a glance’ dates!
OCTOBER (at a glance)
15th ANU, Canberra.
18th Woolongong Uni
20th Uni of Canberra / Albury Uni
21st Kitten …
September 21, 2004 – 8:03 pm
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LapTopping Issue 31
21st September 2004
Estimated Reading Time: 6:21
(Approximately the amount of time you spend figuring out what went wrong with the email because you forgot to put .au on the end)
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LT BIRTHDAYS
Happy Birthday Bill Murray 53 yesterday!
Happy Birthday Joan Jett 45 tomorrow!
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PUBLISHER’S NOTE: On behalf of Justin and Bev I’d like to apologise for the lateness of this issue. I suggested trying out ‘Cellophane Carchase Printing and Confectionery’ in Porto Rico, and they sent us a box of celebrity wine gums instead of the LapTopping proofs. We apologise for any convenience.
Kerry The Metaphysical Drummer
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Hello my dearest , this …
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1. Love Theme From Centrelink
2. Golden Gaytime
3. Megan The Vegan
4. I’m So Postmodern
5. McRock
6. Megan The Vegan (reprise)
7. Folkstar (Pooglet With Strings Mix)
8. High On Life
9. Kicking The Footy With God
10. Saving Myself For Marriage
11. Everybody’s Got The Same Insecurities As You
12. Happy Cow
13. The Heart Song
14. Folkstar Part II
All songs written by Justin Heazlewood. Recorded between July-October 2004 at HumbleHouse Studios, Penrith NSW. Recorded and Mixed by Ken Heazlewood. First 100 copies contain Track 16 ‘Special Features’ which is a live …