Comments on: I’m So Post Modern Lyrics

By: Alex

Alex — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 03:07:11 +0000

“I’m so postmoderen that I go to galleries with a mirror, so the art can appreciate itself and eat an egg”

By: Alex

Alex — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 02:29:36 +0000

“I’m so postmoderen that I spend three hours combing pubes, just to get that bed-hair look. (Who’s groin is this?)”

By: Alex

Alex — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 02:27:56 +0000

“I’m so postmodern that I compare apples to oranges, then took the higher ground – I think it was Mt Pepper”

By: Alex

Alex — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 02:25:38 +0000

“I’m so postmodern that at the boarder of insanity, I refused to declare my fruit that I had left in my fridge”

By: Alex

Alex — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 02:22:34 +0000

“I’m so postmodern I wrote a mandate for my pants, smothered them in kindess, just to spite a snack”

By: Mr Pinto

Mr Pinto — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 13:19:59 +0000

Did Shane Porteous ever buy that smock? Does anyone know? Has he announced it or tweeted it or……….

By: Mini matt

Mini matt — Wed, 18 May 2011 09:12:47 +0000

I’m so postmodern that I kick the football with my hand. Hand pass with my eyelids And catch it with my foot

I’m so postmodern that I wrote an epic poem about a boy and his jumper in sign language.

I’m so postmodern that I rode a unicycle, it had three wheels. It was e pic.

I’m so postmodern that I wrote a song about it, this isn’t it. So turn the sound down.

I’m so postmodern that I have dialup Internet connection with a download speed of 30km/hr

I’m so postmodern
I’m so postmodern
I’m so postmodern

I’m so postmodern that I have a pet echidna, it’s name is softie, it’s really not.

I’m so postmodern that I eat steak for breakfast and cereal for lunch. And sandwiches for tea.

I’m so postmodern that I have a playstation 1, I have 30 games for it, from 1994.

I’m so postmodern that I had a pickup removal van to deliver my paperwork today for me at lunch

By: Nicola

Nicola — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 11:05:07 +0000

I’m so postmodern i replaced all but five birds with mirrored planes then made them each a sweater

By: Matilda

Matilda — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 09:47:25 +0000

Haha, I just Last.fm ‘ed you and apparently you are super similar (musically) to Yves Klein Blue. Explain please?
Coming to your show tomorrow night, so I’m hoping I’ll see you there.
Um…
I’m so postmodern that I make anything a verb by putting ‘ed on the end of it.
I’m so postmodern that I actually take philosophy…

By: Ben

Ben — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 04:30:18 +0000

Justin: “My music is fairly powerful.”

It is. You’re this generation’s Justin Bieber.

I’m so postmodern I have wild nights out with snowmen, upload pictures onto Facebook, and tag strangers surnamed ‘White’.

I’m so postmodern I write things like ‘Benji poked you’, ‘poke him back’ and ‘whats on your mind?’, on my dead nan’s bedroom wall.

I’m so postmodern I bombard the set of Neighbours, and perform spot interventions, to the tune of the song ‘Girlfriend’.

“Hey, hey! You, you! You’ve got a drinking problem.. No way! No way! You’re hurting all your loved ones.. Hey, hey! You, you! Wey’re gonna lock you up now..”

By: Justin

Justin — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 02:19:51 +0000

My music is fairly powerful.

By: Benj

Benj — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 15:56:35 +0000

I’m so postmodern I spell words using their meanings, like sdrawkcab or syl-la-bles, or gamanra or umop-3p!sdn.

I’m so postmodern I ask hobos for spare spare change, and call the bouncers outside clubs, by the feminine form of their names.

I’m so postmodern I double cross dress as myself, and hand out zines promoting capitalism, at shelters for the illiterate poor.

I’m so postmodern I record my sexual history, written from my mum’s perspective, on my girlfriends’ pantry doors.

By: Benji

Benji — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 12:11:46 +0000

I just discovered this song, and it made my life.

By: alodder

alodder — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 11:09:14 +0000

I’m so postmodern I quote myself in conversations and say things like “wow, multiculturalism has become so hegemonic!”

By: Justin

Justin — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 10:50:11 +0000

Hey Momo, that’s pretty sweet…I like the reference to 2005. Ah, I’d spiritually disconnected myself from this song, for various reasons, I really couldn’t remember the order of the lyrics any more (it’s very hard memorising list songs) and have you tried playing it a hundred times? Then, the other night I listened to In Bed With My Doona for the first time in four years or so and this song really jumped out and I thought ‘oh yeah, no wonder people still like it’ and I plan to do Edinburgh Fringe this year and I think I’ll relearn most of the lyrics and fire it back up and do a world tour and await the telemovie.