1. Community Scooter (Part 1)
2. Smells Like Hellyer Spirit
3. Vee-Dub
4. Dodge
5. Mo’ Music
6. Gospel
7. Down By The Sea
8. Community Scooter (Part 2)
9. Come On
10. Disco Chicken
11. Environment
12. I Got Rhythm
13. Cliché
14. Pea Honds (Hey Everybody)
All songs written by Justin Heazlewood. Recorded February-March 1999 in Marcus Wynwood’s bedroom, Penguin, TAS. Recorded and Mixed by Marcus Wynwood. Mastered by some guy. ‘I Got Rhythm’ features Emma-Louise Cukier on vocals. Marcus Wynwood plays lead guitar on ‘Dodge’ and ‘Disco Chicken.’ Cover design by Justin Heazlewood. I would like a copy. If you find one please let me know.
Golden Gaytime By The Bedroom Philosopher.
I’m not one to make a statement
I’m anything but blatant
of life I am but a quiet member
but I’ll never forget that day
when out in the open it all came
it had to be that one day in september
we’d lost our footy final
so on the schoolbus we all piled
broken, battered, bloodied and bemused
the only consolation
from the complete ego deflation
would be a hot pie from the shop we couldn’t lose
Timmo got a four and twenty
and Tommo he bought plenty
and Simmo even got a sausage roll
but despite the rejection
I risked with my selection
I …
February 26, 1999 – 4:07 pm
Folkstar by The Bedroom Philosopher
NOTE: The lyrics have been updated since the original pressing of 500 albums. You might find that the version you are used to (the spoken word one) is different. In one of my fits of indecisiveness, I ‘improved’ the lyrics. Sorry in advance, to everyone, for everything.
Hey DJ I’m in my PJ’s so give me some lee way cos this is my D-day mate
All day I’ve been listening to house music, like vacuuming, washing up and a cat who’s sick.
I mixed some decks for a game of uno.
I reversed I skipped I went …