Megan The Vegan Lyrics

April 15th, 1998

MEGAN THE VEGAN (Heazlewood)

Megan the vegan doesn’t like meat
Megan the vegan doesn’t like me
Megan the vegan you’re looking kind of pale
Megan the vegan watch out for that snail

You need eggs in your legs
Honey in your tummy
Cheese in your knees
And more milk from your mummy

Megan the vegan she’d behead a lettuce
Megan the vegan she’d skin a banana alive
Megan the vegan she’s not cobbers with the corn
Megan the vegan she’ll eat your front lawn

You need eggs in your legs
Honey in your tummy
Cheese in your knees
And more milk from your mummy

Megan I know we didn’t get along that well during our three months living together cos …